we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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