38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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