And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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