sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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