He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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