Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Randomize
