My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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