It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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