If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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