Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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