Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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