I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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