no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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