Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The power of my boobs compel you
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
His nipple licking is glorious
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