I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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