Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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