I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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