Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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