too bad you live with your parents still
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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