The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
