There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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