they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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