Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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