Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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