Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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