Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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