yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE