I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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