Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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