none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't think brook has ever known best
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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