youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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