they need to just BURY HIM!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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