meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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