Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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