So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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