Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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