I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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