Sponge bath it is.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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