Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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