There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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