I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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