Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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