Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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