i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I checked into jail on foursquare
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's rum buckets o'clock
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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