No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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