okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
