it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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