i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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