toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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