I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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