this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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