I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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