He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
