Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
