Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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