Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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