Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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